Rules for being a Good Republican ('04)

Link: 25 Rules for being a Good Republican (2004)

including:

• You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.
  
• You have to believe that pollution is OK, so long as it makes a profit.
  
• You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.
  
• You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMOs and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.